It's actually not that cold. It's seasonable, I'd say. But it's been so oddly warm this year that it feels cold. Not that I mind... I prefer to be cold over hot. I've had that conversation a lot. Anyone who has spent more than five minutes with me has heard me say that at least …
Continue reading It’s a Cold One Out There! And Other Oldisms
Skies aren't so blue, though. I'm up in the Catskills, alone for the weekend, to work on my shit. "What shit, Beck?" you ask. Two shits: I'm here to calm down and get some headspace. Without getting into too much detail, I've been on the struggle bus a little lately. Ever depersonalized? It's fucked up.I'm …
Still boiling hot. We went to the Catskills last weekend and it was so nice and cool. Be more like the Catskills, Philadelphia. I'm sick of you. Had a shit time at work yesterday. Things were actually okay until about 3pm when I got an email that pissed me off, and then I got more …
I am a vampire. Not really, but I have very fair skin, and I don't like being out in the sun very long. If I were a vampire, I would not be a daywalker. I would not be Blade. I would be the ones in Blade II that have jaws like the predator but wear …
My sister came to visit over July 4 weekend. I drank every day. I don't normally, so it kind of sucked in that I was tired all the time and felt sticky. Don't judge; I'm sensitive. So I decided to go dry for the rest of July. I made it from July 5 to July …
So I'm sitting at a cliffside resort in Maine, looking out across the Atlantic, and wondering how I ended up in a life like this. I'm also getting ready to try to do some writing, so I figured an update here is in order. I honestly have nothing clever or meaningful to say. I've been …
So the post office finally delivered my long-awaited poop bags. Then Sir Waggington's emailed me to say my next subscription order - every two months - would be shipped on March 4. I had to skip it, because I just got the first one, and I'm up to my eyeballs in poop bags (which I …
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I will not talk about the frequency of my blog posts in this blog post. Dammit, I did it anyway. Moving on. Two things are on my mind right now: 1) the Post Office and 2) my writing. Thing 1: Post Office, or How America is Still Climbing Uphill We all remember last year, the …
I'm still not great about posting blogs regularly. I guess I don't care as much about blogging as I do about other things, like staring at the wall and wondering about the wrong turns I've taken over the years, or reorganizing my jeans, or cleaning things that nobody can see. Perhaps one day, I'll post …
A lot has already been said about what happened last week, and I've given everything a lot of my thoughts and attention, and so I'm not going to churn out more crap about it here. Suffice it to say that the idiots who stormed the Capitol are fucking walnuts, and watching their "plot" fold in …
Circle of Rage 